Terms of Service

By using [Your Store Name] , you agree to these terms — and to not blaming us if your baby decides to wear a T-shirt as a hat. (We actually encourage creativity.)

1. You must be a human.
If you’re a robot, please identify yourself. We might give you a discount for honesty.

2. Product use (sensible stuff):

• Booties: For tiny feet. Not for teething. Please don’t let your baby chew on them (even if they look tasty).

• T-shirts & Dresses: For wearing, not for tug-of-war with the dog.

• Footies: For sleeping, crawling, and looking cute. The zippers are for easy diaper changes, not for escape artistry.

• Hooded towels: For drying, not for superhero capes (but we won’t stop you).

3. Pricing and errors:
We try our best, but if we make a pricing mistake, we’ll cancel the order and inform you. You can reorder at the correct price — or send us a sad emoji. Both acceptable.

4. Your account:
Don’t share your password. Even with your partner — they might accidentally order 10 booties in the wrong size.

5. Copyright:
Our designs, photos, and witty copy are ours. Please don’t steal them. We worked hard during late-night brainstorming sessions.

6. Liability:
We make safe, tested clothing. But if your baby uses a dress as a parachute, that’s on you. Always supervise.

7. Changes:
We may update these terms. We’ll post the new version here. No, we won’t email you — you have enough emails.

8. Governing law:
[Your State] law applies. If we ever have a dispute, let’s resolve it over a virtual coffee. Lawyers are too expensive and not nearly as cute as our baby models.

By clicking “Buy,” you agree. Now go dress that tiny human — the world needs to see their outfit.